Theo James is as sexy as pancakes.
- Mom: (making pancakes): This pancake is so sexy.
- Me: ...okay?
- Mom: It's almost as sexy as that guy you showed me. I forgot his name.
- Me: ..whAT?
- Mom: The actor guy. The one with the eyebrows.
- Me: Theo James.
- Mom: Oh, that's his name? I thought his name was Mr.Sexgod-Pancake Man.